اركبو اليمنية

[ابن الجنوب]

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جمعة مباركة والله يعينكم على اليمنية لما تركبوها .. هذا نص للاستمتاع

Yemenia Airlines

Alsalam alaykum... ( Good day)

This is your captain Mesed abdo Abu Rabal Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Yemenia Airlines.



We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather.



This is flight 717 to Sana'a Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in Yemen. And, if luck is in our favor,
we may even be landing on your village!



Yemenia Airlines has an excellent safety-record.. In fact, our safety
standards are so high , that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!





It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
our passengers have reached their destination.



If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!



We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to MEA Airlines,where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.



There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow down!


< BR>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!



Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
your suitcase."



"Thanking you all for choosing Yemenia Airlines to fly for the first
and last time"



Wish You a nice trip,
Captain Mesed abdo Abu Rabal